OK, you guys, one day I NEED to have pygmy goats.
Seriously. I NEED THEM. Look at them!!!!!!!!
I have been known to giggle uncontrollably and hysterically when looking at pictures of them.
True story: I did a google image search one day before I knew the power of the pygmy goat. I was hysterical for an hour just looking at the pictures. I think I only looked at 3 pictures. I couldn’t stop giggling insanely. Nate got worried.
LOOK AT THEM! I need some as pets. I want to love them, and squeeze them, and hug them, and call them George.
One day. One day I will have pygmy goats to play with every day. First I need a yard.
Also, I need a sheep.
So I can shear it and spin it’s wool and then make a sweater and take a picture of me and the sheep that the sweater came from.
But I can’t handle doing that with a dog. This guy can:
He looks rather pleased with himself, don’t you think?
Me: Hello there strange Scottish man and dog.
Strange Scottish man: Why hello there, lass.
Me: What are you doing?
SSM: Oh, just out for a hike by the loch with me pup in this fine weather we’re having here.
Me: That’s a mighty fine sweater you have on there.
SSM: What, this old thing? It’s nothing, it’s just spun from the hair of me pup here.
Me: Wow. You just said that. And you kept a straight face.
Also, why is he Scottish?
And why is it OK to me to take a picture with the sheep the wool came from but not OK to take a picture with the dog the wool came from?
That’s probably because it creeps me out that this man saved THAT MUCH DOG HAIR. Seriously, that’s a good sized sweater. That takes a fair amount of dog hair to spin into that amount of yarn.
I wonder if the dog likes it when he wears the sweater? He smells just like the dog I bet.
Just don’t ever get caught in the rain in one of these sweaters. You will lose all of your friends.
For more portraits of sweaters and their dogs: click here. Ignore the creepy body builders flickering on the page and click on “dogwool” on the left.
Ahhh! Tiny goats slllaaaay me! They are right up there on my "things to own someday" list.
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